Friday, April 17, 2009

The Joys of Boosting and Kids games

I decided, foolishly, to start boosting Perfect Dark Zero. Now, mind you this is a launch title 360 game, one that was going to be the Halo 2 killer for the 360 and be the primere app for the new Xbox. Now, all I know that is Perfect Dark was a good game on the N64. This version, is Perfect if you play in the Dark. The ZERO is for the amount of fun you will have playing the game, ESPECIALLY in the multiplayer mode.







Lets just say that 1000 Team Games, 1000 Single Games, 1000 Dark-Ops games.....NOT fun. You can play them with a second controller, but seriously......thats about 2 minutes per game. This game is an utter piece of shit, the single player I don't even want to talk about. So, I'm not going to....fucking sue me.



I also fired up Monster's vs Aliens, this is actually a kids game that doesn't have to collecting 50 cookie jars or 100 hammers of some bullshit. Yes, there is a DNA "item" pickup, but they are not hidden in the game and you can replay the levels as needed to get more. This title makes PDZ really look like crap....yes I know 3 years newer title. I'm actually looking to playing a kids game with out running all over the damn place looking for a stupid item. There are no death achievements but, they don't look terrible considering the game mechanics are fairly well done.

The LOAD times though are terrible, way to fucking long for this type of game.







Lastly I fired up the Outrun Online. Its bascially Outrun 2 that was on the Xbox and PS2 with online tacked on. It plays well, like Outrun. If you suck at Outrun, you will suck at this game. I fall into the suck at the game catagory so I don't think I will play it much.

Oh well........

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